why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
(via maiiaxiongg)
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
(via maiiaxiongg)
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
We all ship it.
(via valwhatsherface)
I just fell in love, i demand a name!
im done
OMFG CAN’T BREATHE IDSFH
holy fuck shit lol
HOW DID THAT FIT IN HER THROAT OMG
I AM CRYING I CAN’T RBETHE
OH GOD THE SECOND GIF ELLEN LOOKS SO CONCERNED OH GOD I WANT ELLEN AS MY MOM OR MY COOL AUNT
THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR
IT IS THE BEST EXPRESSION
aint nobody got time for dat